Don’t tell me you’re going to bed if you’re really staying up to talk to your best friends ex -_- that’s just rude. Like, if you’re gonna lie to me, make sure I don’t know about it at least.
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”
i did a push up why am i still fat
in russian we don’t say ‘i love you’ we say благодаря Пит and that roughly translates to ‘you are my moon and stars’ and i really think thats beautiful
kissing is great
but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel